Quotes

These are some of the great things said by Miroku, funny, serious... and both O_o;; I shall also include some context notes so you kind of get the jokes...Lucky aren't you?

  • "Please bear my child."
    This is a CLASSIC

  • "Now...If you remove yourself obediently, I will forgive you with a merciful heart."
    Speaking to a Buddha statue he is about to exorcise

  • "If I use this... they'll all die."
    Dramatic intro to the kazaana...

  • "Feh. I'd do better alone..."
    After the first usage of the kazaana

  • "Bah... This is not something a demon should possess."
    Flaunting the jewel shards he stole from Kagome

  • "My name is Miroku I use my spiritual gifts to help the needy."
    *ker-INTROSCENE!*

  • "Good people, please remove yourselves as far from here as possible... or your lives will be in danger!"
    Gotta be the nice guy, you know he is...

  • "I try to be humble... but I do hate to lose!"
    A very great line...

  • "Please. Calm yourselves. I can explain."
    Miroku gropes Kagome for the first time... Inuyasha moves to kill him...

  • "If I cannot defeat Naraku, then in a few years, I too shall be devoured."
    *dramatic background music*... poor Miroku

  • "Please. I am a monk."
    To Inuyasha after asking Kagome to bear his child.